wtf
Aang is that you?
“You know, Finn. Finn. Finn, I’m tooootally ok with you stealing my engagement thunder.”
Finn glanced up from his video game controller to look at Blaine. Currently the boys of Glee, minus Kurt who was downstairs with the girls, were crowded in Blaine’s room, playing video…
Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)
God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.
Blaine’s bedroom Scene :
B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)
K : Am I that unattractive?
B : Are you kidding? Your are the most interesting celibate in all of Ohio. (IDK, they could very well mean “single guy”. Did they not understand that when Blaine says “single most”, he is definitely not talking about his relationship status. SMH.)
K : Do you want me… Sexually? We’re being really chaste. Neither one of us has explored what is going on in the south of the equator. (Told you, this is gold).
B : I thought that’s what we wanted.
K : Yes, that’s true, but haven’t you ever had the urge to rip off each other’s clothes like beasts and get down to business.
B : Yeah! That’s why masturbation exists!
K : It’s so hot here. Could you open a window?
B : I’m serious. Okay, we’re young. And we’re just in high school. And I really want to follow through. But if we’re going to do it, I want to be sure that’s you’re ready too, otherwise I wouldn’t be comfortable. And besides, I don’t see how I could tear off all of your clothes, just like that, in 30 seconds.
K : Because I’m layered like an onion? (AN ONION! I can’t…)
B : Stop it, you turn me on!
Based on egobus’ ADORABLE kid!Klaine drawing, I present to you a fic based on that. Rated G for gratuitous adorableness and fluff.
As seen primarily through the eyes of Cooper Anderson.
Unbeta’d, so all mistakes are mine.
So, what do you prefer, blonde or dark hair?
